This is my personal website. Some of my friends have blogs on here (or will soon), but it is mostly MINE!!!! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

*glug glug* *sigh*

Sorry. Had to take my pill. This kind of stuff gets me so worked up...

Anyway, I think it would be best if I stay away from the computer for a while, because I see an axe... so just enjoy it.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Useful Sites

http://www.dabbleboard.com/ Your Online White Board.
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http://snopes.com/ Find out if that email deal is a scam.
http://www.dailylit.com/ Read books free via email
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Stop Its Wordle Time

I made a Wordle by typing in the name of this site. check it out!
http://www.wordle.net/show/wrdl/4282048/http%3A--sorenmortenson.com

I'm welcoming myself

Hi. I'm new to this site so I'm welcoming myself, since there's no one else on this site. I don't know if Soren is coming to my party, he's (CENSORED - slander). Anyway my name is Jesse, my favorite color is blue, and I like potatoes. There's nothing else you need to know.
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Wordle: Exactly Followed Instructions

I made a Wordle!

WOO HOO! Catharine, you should see this!

Wordle: www.everythingcatharine.com
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